Life Sucks Then You Die

I'm gonna say this once

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:03:48 -0400

whoredoeuvre:

thelittlekneesofbees:

lowlyminion:

The right to free speech (if you live in a country that allows you that) means the government won’t put you in jail for what you’re saying. It doesn’t protect you from other people telling you to shut the fuck up.

PARDON ME WHILE I FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVER.

THANK YOU

lexuswillow: This is an old family picture. My family does not...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:03:16 -0400

lexuswillow:

This is an old family picture.

My family does not support my being in the LGBTQIA community. They actually are opposed to it. They tell me every day that its disgusting and that it’s sinful and I’ll go to hell for liking women.
I moved out when I was seventeen, and in January I moved back in with them because I couldn’t handle everything that was going on. Every day one of my five siblings tells me to go back to Minnesota. My little brother Charlie (the black baby in the picture) is now 8 and he constantly physically attacks me and tells me that I’m not his sister and to leave. My other siblings make it very obvious and clear that they don’t want me here and my parents tell me constantly that they’re gonna kick me out soon.
I’ve been saving every penny for a bus ticket to Oregon to stay with my best friend and today I found this picture in my sisters’ room ON DISPLAY. Not hidden. On display. They cut my face out of the picture.

And that… That was just the last straw.
I don’t care if anyone reblogs this or whatever, I don’t wanna get popular, I just want people to know that this is not what a family looks like. This is not something people should have to go through.

This is no life.

internetexplorers: mayameows: internetexplorers: i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:09:43 -0400

internetexplorers:

mayameows:

internetexplorers:

i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them

I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends?

Someone hasn’t had true friendship

jplatchkey: death-by-lulz: laughing-nancy: OH MY GOD THIS IS...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:05:33 -0400

jplatchkey:

death-by-lulz:

laughing-nancy:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

IM ADDING TO THE PRICELESS STATUSES

HAHAH FUCKING MIRANDA

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhonour: fixthefis...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:01:44 -0400

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

ghostwriters-r-us: tangledupinharrypotterat221b: Dear Supernatural fandom, How are you guys doing?...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:59:49 -0400

ghostwriters-r-us:

tangledupinharrypotterat221b:

Dear Supernatural fandom,

How are you guys doing? Do you need anything?

Tea?

Popcorn?

Pie?

You’ve stuck with us while we have been on hiatus, and we know how painful a season finale can be, so we are, always have been and always will be here for you guys.

Love,

The Sherlock fandom

THAT IS NOT POPCORN. THOSE ARE MARSHMALLOWS.

FUCKING MARSHMALLOWS THO

theamericankid: Koala’s response to being petted > Things...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:58:53 -0400

theamericankid:

Koala’s response to being petted

> Things like this really brighten up my day, never enough awww on tbfs.

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:58:24 -0400

tentacruels: olgie13: “This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:57:00 -0400

tentacruels:

olgie13:

“This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.”

willyciraptor: s-o-u-l: allyouneedistumblr: Omg this is from...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:55:44 -0400

willyciraptor:

s-o-u-l:

allyouneedistumblr:

Omg this is from a dutch commercial, in the end they say: watch out what you do on the internet

SHIT THAT IS AWKWARD

similar thing once happened to a pal of mine,
omegle
found out person lives in the same city
swapped pics
tell each other they’d meet up in the park to go fuck later
girl tells him she’d put chicken wings in the oven for her asshole of a brother before she can go
few minutes later he hears “MAKING YOU CHICKENWINGS UNGRATEFUL ASS” from downstairs

Shits weird

Favourite ‘Sherlock’ quotes (Part 1).

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:54:36 -0400

Favourite ‘Sherlock’ quotes (Part 1).

littlepaperhugs: i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:54:06 -0400

littlepaperhugs:

i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.